Pong Dance

Been away for college, was the baddest geek around
 He's been doing everything but make his parents proud
 He tried his best to study hard but still, he got too drunk
 Won lots of beer pong tournaments but still, he had to flunk
 His ex-girlfriend got a girlfriend
 His barbie tried a female Ken
 But when the white ball hits the red cup
 He's the baddest fucker in the frat club
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 Then he does the pong dance
 The the the the pong dance
 He does the pong dance
 The the the the pong dance
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 He'd never touched a cigarette, but tried to smoke a joint
 He coughed and soon he felt regret, just screaming "What's the point?!"
 And every time he saw this girl his face would turn to red
 Even though he told the guys he got her into bed
 But when you see him at the table
 He turns out to be rather stable
 And when the white ball hits the red cup
 He's the baddest fucker in the frat club
 Then he does the pong dance
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 Then he does the pong dance