The Water Buffalo Song

The Water Buffalo song
 Everybody's got a water Buffalo
 Yours is fast but mine is slow
 Oh, where'd we get them, I don't know
 But everybody's got a water Buffalo, ooh
 I took my Buffalo to the store
 Got his head stuck in the door
 Spilled some lime and beans on the floor
 Oh, everybody's got a (stop it)
 Stop, stop right this instant, what do you think you're doing?
 You can't say everyone's got a water Buffalo
 When everyone does not have a water Buffalo
 We're going to get nasty letters saying, "Where's my water Buffalo?"
 "Why don't I have a water Buffalo?"
 And are you prepared to deal with that?
 I don't think so, just stop being so silly
 This has been silly songs with Larry
 Tune in next time to hear Larry sing
 Everybody's got a baby Kangaroo
 Yours is pink but mine is blue
 Hers was small but (ah-ah-ah)