Trailer Park Mullet Wars

I wish I was cool as you
 War, war, war, war, war, war, war, war.
 Bring it, bring it, bring it, war [
 Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth
 Can't escape from a criminal mind.
 Eat that biscuit and walk that line.
 A cop on a donut don't need a gun.
 Some people think thar crime is fun.
 Billy Ray Cyrus got a mullet on.
 Trans Am parked in a trailer zone.
 Shoot that man when I'm out of
 town. Maggots take the body now.
 War, war, war war, war, war, war, war.
 Bring it, bring it, bring it war
 Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth
 Big black woman with her weave on tight.
 Bust that lip in a cowboy fight.
 Shake that tooth in a rotten fruit.
 Sex in the morning in the birthday suit.
 Stick your eye with a big horsefly.
 Crush your mind and you don't know why.
 Early bird did get that worm.
 You never listen you never learn
 War, war, war war, war, war, war, war.
 Bring it, bring it, bring it war
 Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth