Today 4 U

Look who I found
 Enter Tom Collins
 Computer genius, adjunct professor
 And the undisputed coolest man to ever live in our apartment
 He-hey
 Bustelo, Marlboro
 Banana by the bunch
 A box of Captain Crunch will taste so good
 And firewood
 Look, it's Santa Claus
 Hold your applause
 Oh, hi
 "Oh, hi" after seven months?
 Sorry
 This boy could use some Stoli (woo)
 Oh, holy night
 You struck gold at MIT?
 They expelled me for my theory of Actual Reality
 Which I'll soon impart to the couch potatoes at New York University
 Still haven't left the house?
 I was waiting for you, don't you know?
 Well, tonight's the night
 Come to the Life Cafe after Maureen's show
 No flow
 Gentlemen, our benefactor on this Christmas Eve
 Whose charity is only matched by talent, I believe
 A new member of the Alphabet City avant-garde
 Angel Dumott Schunard
 Today for you
 Tomorrow for me, ow!
 Today for you
 Tomorrow for me
 And you should hear her beats
 You earned that on the street?
 It was my lucky day today on Avenue A (ow!)
 When a lady in the limousine drove my way
 She said, "Darling be a dear, haven't slept in a year"
 "I need your help to make my neighbor's yappy dog disappear"
 "This Akita, Evita, just won't shut up"
 "I believe if you play nonstop, that pup"
 "Will breathe its very last high strung breath"
 "I'm certain that cur will bark itself to death"
 Today for you
 Tomorrow for me
 Today for you
 Tomorrow for me (ayy)
 We agreed on a fee, a thousand dollar guarantee
 Tax free and a bonus if I trim her tree
 Now who could foretell that it would go so well?
 But sure as I am here, that dog is now in doggy hell
 After an hour, Evita in all her glory
 On the window ledge of that 23rd story
 Like Thelma and Louise did when they got the blues
 Swan dove into the courtyard of the Gracie Mews
 Today for you
 Tomorrow for me
 Today for you
 Tomorrow for me (ayy)
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 Back on the street where I met my sweet
 When he was moaning and groaning on the cold concrete
 The nurse took him home for some Mercurochrome
 And I dressed his wounds and got him back on his feet
 Sing it!
 Today for you (ayy)
 Tomorrow for me
 Today for you
 Tomorrow for me (ow!)
 I said today for you (ayy)
 Tomorrow for me
 Today for you
 Tomorrow, oh woah, for me!