No Time To Be Sober

Oh, what day is it? Man
 I'm at my local Winn Dixie, feeling kinda risky
 'Cause I forgot my surgical mask
 And it seems the town is with me
 'Cause man the looks are shifty
 I get from every person I pass (excuse me, oops,sorry)
 I'm just here to stock up on spirits
 And get a few things for my home
 So please could someone tell me
 Why all the toilet paper's gone?
 This ain't no time to be sober
 This ain't no time to be sober
 There's a time and place to hide your face
 And I got nothin' but time to waste
 This ain't no time to be sober
 I've had my fill of Zoom meetings
 Emotional eating since five o'clock
 'Til arriving 'round noon (just no time)
 And I swear this paranoia, man, it can destroy ya
 Every time I cough, I swear that I'm through
 I'm like six feet from my sanity, just trying to get back
 And figure out why Carole Baskin fed her husband to that cat
 This ain't no time to be sober
 This ain't no time to be sober
 There's a time and place to hide your face
 And I got nothin' but time to waste
 This ain't no time to be sober
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 I used to crack a beer and throw on CMT
 But now I'm sipping vodka with the CDC and
 This ain't no time to be sober (this ain't no time to be sober)
 This ain't no time to be sober
 There's a time and place to hide your face
 And I got nothin' but time to waste
 This ain't no time to be sober
 I do believe we should share cheer
 But I'll do mine from over here and
 This ain't no time to be sober
 I can't wait 'til it's over