Neighbor

Sittin' in your front yard drinkin' lemonade
 Suburban life, a pretty wife, you think you've got it made
 But you don't know what's in store, for you and your family
 Ha, ha, I'm movin in right next door, won't you welcome me?
 It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood
 And I hope I didn't ruin your day!
 Won't you be my neighbor?
 Yeah, I brought my life, my ugly wife, my dirty dogs with fleas
 My kid's a punk, and I'm a drunk, but this I'm sure you'll see
 And you don't know, what it's like, to live in misery
 C'mon and welcome to, home sweet hell, dissastifaction guaranteed
 It's beautiful day in the neighborhood
 And if I could I surely would
 Invite you in and say...
 Won't you be my neighbor?
 Won't you be my neighbor?
 Won't you be my neighbor?
 Could you be my nieghbor?
 Won't you be my neighbor?
 Oh c'mon I don't think you'll find
 A place to live in peace of mind
 You're gonna live in misery
 When you're livin' next to me!
 It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood...
 Raaah! Won't you be now, won't you be my funky neighbor?
 Well I drink, I stink, I smoke, I'm a joke
 I try all night and day to get a piece of the action, a-haa
 And you should know by now you're never
 Gonna forget it, a-haa
 Now I know just what you're thinkin'
 It could be you out 'n' you're drinkin'
 Don't you knock it till you try it
 It could be you in a little while
 I hope I didn't ruin you day!
 Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
 It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood
 And I dig your wife, she sure is good
 A beautiful day in the neighborhood
 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ha ha ha!