Pearly Gates

I was standing at the Pearly Gates
 I was looking for a man of faith
 I had questions pressing on me more than not
 I was looking for some answers on the spot
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 Two girls walked in, paperwork in hand
 They were tanned from the trip
 They'd seen the judge, he'd heard 'em out
 Wasn't lookin' good, wasn't lookin' good for us
 What about us?
 But like some roadside vet with a bag in hand
 I could do anything St. Peter asked
 For one chance to be an angel in his eyes
 It seemed to be the safe bet, so I closed my eyes
 And I opened my gates wide and St. Peter came inside
 Never, never be safe even if you're in the Gates
 Give it up, you're just some man's daughter
 Never, never be safe even if you're in the Gates
 Give it up, you're just some man's daughter
 
 I promise, this is not a rumor
 I asked for nothing but to stop it short
 I guess he didn't hear a word I said
 And after he acted as if I hadn't been in his bed
 I was definitely in his bed
 Peter bragged he was good at pulling out
 He always knew the right time to take a bow
 He practiced it every single night
 It hadn't failed him yet, he'd been doing it a long, long time
 And Peter just does whatever Peter likes
 Never, never be safe even if you're in the Gates
 Give it up, you're just some man's daughter
 Never, never be safe even if you're in the Gates
 Give it up, you're just some man's daughter
 
 Even if you're at the Pearly Gates
 Even if you're at the Pearly Gates
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 Even if you're at the Pearly Gates
 Even if you're at the Pearly Gates
 Pearly Gates
 Even if you're at the Pearly Gates
 Even if you're at the Pearly Gates
 Never be safe, Pearly Gates
 Never (never, never be) at the Gates
 Never, never be safe
 Never, never be (safe)
 Never, never at the Pearly Gates
 Never (never, never be) at the Gates
 Never, never be safe
 Never, never be (safe)
 Never, never at the Pearly Gates
 Never (never, never be) at the Gates
 Never, never be safe
 Never, never be (safe)
 Never, never at the Pearly Gates