Skater Dater

Had a treasure map that said
 Park it over at the asylum
 Took a gander over the fence
 To an empty left hand kidney
 Round and big with a perfect hip pearl
 White smooth surface tile's
 So blue fat coping lips
 Grabbed our boards and we dropped in
 We're carvin', we're grindin'
 Skater dater
 We're flyin', we're slidin'
 Skater dater
 Boards flew over the fence
 Empty the pool and they will come
 All of the greats from the past
 Showed for one last session
 We're carvin', we're grindin'
 Skater dater
 We're flyin', we're slidin'
 Skater dater
 Sweepers and laybacks
 Indie airs and fast plants
 The session of sessions
 Skater dater
 Here come all of the dogtowners
 Make way for the badlanders
 Boys from the South Bay of Orange County
 Over the death box
 Everyone blazed here comes to bulky
 And jay strople salba blackheart
 Malba Phillips pineapple gater
 The worm six shooter Kiwi Waldo
 To wally someone call me a cab