Down On The Farm

All I need is some inspiration
 Before I do somebody some harm
 I feel just like a vegetable
 Down here on the farm
 Nobody comes to see me
 Nobody here to turn me on
 I ain't even got a lover
 Down here on the farm
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 They told me to get healthy
 They told me to get some sun
 But boredom eats me like cancer
 Down here on the farm
 Drinkin' lemonade shanty
 Ain't nobody here to do me harm
 But I'm like a fish out of water
 Down here on the farm
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 I wrote a thousand letters
 Till my fingers all gone numb
 But I never see no postman
 Down here on the farm
 I call my baby on the telephone, I say
 Come down and have some fun
 But she knows what the score is
 Down here on the farm
 I can't fall in love with a wheatfield
 I can't fall in love with a barn
 Well everything smells like horse shit
 Down here on the farm
 Blue skies and swimming pools
 Add so much charm
 But I'd rather be back in Soho
 Than down here on the farm