Smooth Enderman

It's late at night and I'm playing Minecraft
 As I usually do
 Avoiding mobs as I search for diamonds
 And expensive jewels
 I'm a veteran I play this blocky game
 You can't surprise me with nothing new
 But this enderman I see is in front of me
 Is breaking all the ender rules
 Oooo
 I should be terrified but
 Oooo
 He's got me hypnotized and
 Oooo
 There's something awfully different
 'Cause this enderman
 He's calm he's cool
 Got music in his veins
 His purple eyes
 Are covered up in shades
 The bright moon shines
 Like a spotlight on his stage
 As he lifts his saxophone and plays
 I stare at his performance as the green trees all around
 Start shaking to force of something pounding on the ground
 Getting louder more intense till I can finally see
 It's all the mobs who came to party dance and sing
 While getting down to the ender beat
 All night like
 Oooo
 I should be terrified but
 Oooo
 He's got us hypnotized and
 Oooo
 There's something awfully different
 'Cause this enderman
 He's calm he's cool
 Got music in his veins
 His purple eyes
 Are covered up in shades
 The bright moon shines
 Like a spotlight on his stage
 As he lifts his saxophone and plays
 This Minecraft monster mash goes all night
 We're dancing and we're doin' it right
 For no reason except this smooth enderman on the stage
 As he lifts his saxophone and plays
 Smooth enderman
 Oooh
 Yeah
 Smooth enderman