We Weary Deer

We weary deer live in fear, weary deer
 For we fear that we hear the hunters near
 With a tag for the toe of dear John and Jane Doe
 Oh no! We are wary, weary deer
 Hunt the moose or the goose, but please turn the poor deer loose
 For our families would miss us if we're not here
 We stay up all the night in a terrible fright
 Pity us, bleary, wary, weary deer
 Oh, the foot of the hare brings good luck beyond compare
 And the hair of the bear is more impressive
 That space on your wall could use a nice trophy trout
 Think about it, think about it
 While we weary deer live in fear, weary deer,
 Hiding down in the deep, damp, dark, dank den, in the gloom
 How we long for a day with the antelope to play
 Oh surely some sunshine shall shine soon
 Hunt big game if you must, they're more glamorous than us
 Or a feast of feathered fowl is delicious
 The elk stand so proud and so tall that they must
 Present a target that'll make you want to skip us
 Steer clear of the deer (hunt the moose or the goose)
 We live in fear, weary deer (or the hare or the bear)
 For we fear that we hear the
 hunters near (or a feast of feathered fowl)
 Hey, how 'bout a trout?
 With a tag for the toe of John Deere and Jane Doe
 We are leery, bleary, wary, weary deer