Simon Says

Simon says stand up
 Simon says sit down
 Simon says don't stand up
 If you're up, sit down
 Simon says raise your right hand
 Simon says put it down
 Simon says raise your wrong hand
 Simon doesn't know what he's talking about
 You can call him Simple Simon 'cause he's always such a clown
 But it won't seem so simple when Simon sits you down
 Simon says be happy
 Simon says be sad
 Simon says be good
 Simon says be bad
 Simon says stick out your tongue
 Simon says stick out your tummy
 Simon says wiggle your fingers in the air
 Simon thinks you sure look funny!
 You can call him Simple Simon 'cause he's always such a clown
 But it won't seem so simple when Simon sits you down
 We're going to play a little Simon Says right now
 This is the way it works. If Simon says do something, you do it
 If anybody else says do it, you don't do it
 Okay, stand up. I want everybody to stand up
 Are you standing up?
 I can't believe you fell for it this early in the song
 Okay, Simon says stand up. That's great
 Standing up? That's good
 Simon says put your hands on your hips
 Simon says put your hands on your shoulders
 Simon says put your hands on your head
 Put your hands on your nose
 Is your hand on your nose? If your hand is on your nose, sit down
 Simon says put your hands on your nose. That's much better
 Simon says put your hands on your hips
 Simon says put your hands on your knees
 Simon says put your hands on your hips
 Simon says put your hands on your shoulders
 Put your hands on your hips. That's an old one
 If you put your hands on your hips, you better sit down
 Simon says put your hands on your hips
 Simon says shake your hips. That looks pretty funny
 Simon says quit shaking your hips
 Simon says put your hands on your shoulders
 Simon says put your hands on your head
 Put your hands on your nose
 If you put your hands on your nose, you need to sit down
 Simon says keep your hands on your head
 Put your hands on your shoulders
 Put your hands on your head
 Put your hands on your shoulders
 If you moved at all, sit down
 Simon says put your hands on your shoulders
 Simon says put your hands on your knees
 Simon says put your hands on your head
 Simon says sit down
 Simon says stand up
 Simon says sit down
 Simon says stand up
 Simon says sit down and stay down
 You can call him Simple Simon 'cause he's always such a clown
 But it won't seem so simple when Simon sits you down
 It won't seem so simple when Simon sits you down