I Got a Cheese Log

My Christmas stocking's full of jellybeans
 Candy canes and a tambourine
 I got a magic kit, a top hat and a wand
 I got a baseball and a catcher's mitt
 An atomic watch that'll never quit
 Hey, man, what did you get?
 I got a cheese log
 I got a Lego set with a million blocks
 A fuzzy robot dog that barks
 I got an automatic fly catching frog
 I got a model plane with remote control
 A kit for making donut holes
 Hey, man, how did it go?
 I got a cheese log
 I didn't ask for everything and I've been good all year
 Washed the dishes and I even fed the dog
 Everybody I know got exactly what they wanted
 But I got a stinky cheese log
 I got a microscope and a dozen slides
 A skateboard that's a blast to ride
 A train set with mountains and a town
 I got a DVD and a VHS, some BVD's and a BMX
 I don't even know what that is but I got a cheese log
 Share your toys with all your friends
 The happiness of Christmas Eve
 Remember when it comes to cheese logs
 It's better to give than to receive