Always Chew Your Food

Always chew your food with your mouth shut
 Nobody needs a visual of what you've got inside
 If you open up your mouth, your dinner might fall out
 And you just might be liable for regurgative revival
 Always chew your food before you swallow
 The consequence is dire and you just might expire
 It would be so rude if you die choking on your food
 You'll never be invited back again
 It's important to have good manners
 I'm not putting you on
 Ever since a caveman met another caveman
 We've been making rules so we all can get along
 Once there was a chatty girl named Kathy
 Who talked her way through dinner every night
 She opened up her mouth and the meatloaf all fell out
 Her little brother Davy just stood up and lost his gravy
 Once there was a boy named Silly Willy
 Wildly wolfing down his waffles with his friends
 Somebody told a joke and he began to choke
 And Willy never was invited back again
 It's important to have good manners
 I'm not putting you on
 Ever since a caveman met another caveman
 We've been making rules so we all can get along
 Always chew your food with your mouth shut
 Always chew it well so you don't choke on it and die.
 And while you're at it, eliminate the habit
 Of burping when you finish with the pie
 Of burping when you finish with the pie