Mother Mother

Mother, mother, how's the family?
 I'm just callin' to say hello
 How's the weather? How's my father?
 Am I lonely? Heavens know
 Mother, mother, are you listenin'?
 Just a phone call to ease your mind
 Life is perfect, never better
 Distance makin' the heart grow fond
 When you sent me off to see the world
 Were you scared that I might get hurt?
 Would I try a little tobacco?
 Would I keep on hikin' up my skirt?
 I'm hungry, I'm dirty
 I'm losin' my mind, everything's fine!
 I'm freezin', I'm starvin'
 I'm bleedin' to death, everything's fine!
 Yeah, I'm workin', makin' money
 I'm just startin' to build a name
 I can feel it around the corner
 I could make it any day
 Mother, mother, can you hear me?
 Sure I'm sober, sure I'm sane
 Life is perfect, never better
 Still your daughter, still the same
 If I tell you what you wanna hear
 Will it help you to sleep well at night?
 Are you sure that I'm your perfect dear?
 Now just cuddle up and sleep tight
 I'm hungry, I'm dirty
 I'm losin' my mind, everything's fine!
 I'm freezin', I'm starvin'
 I'm bleedin' to death, everything's fine!
 I miss you, I love you