Up on Santa's Lap
Lyrics
Whaddaya say, kid? Don't got all day, kid End of my shift Just tell me the gift that you really want this year Whisper it in my ear All kinds of toys, kid I want a Shirley Temple doll That's not for boys, kid Please, Santa? Live and let live Since when do I give a crap? Down you go! Up on Santa's lap Little Nancy wants a new toy train Little Nancy's driving me insane Ain't that a lovely Christmas mob? I hate my job! Hey, up on Santa's lap Higbee's gotta pay me overtime For the little freaks who come to climb On Santa's lap I like Santa! Ew! He's a wet one Get him off of me and get me a towel! What will I tell him? Can't wait to smell him! What is he like? I want a new bike But how should I ask for it? Could you move up a bit? What is he thinking? What is he drinking? (Merry Christmas!) Who knows what he might Pull out of that bright Red cap? Up on Santa's lap He can make a Christmas dream come true Which is something that I rarely do - ho, ho On Santa's lap Next! See the beastly brats before us Stretching miles through the aisles of the store Please, Santa, don't ignore us now Who cares if they're stuck in line? There's no way I'll stay past nine Ha, ha, ha, ha, ho, ho, ho, ho! Finally After two eons and 59 minutes The Parker boys were next in line to climb Mount Olympus Up on Santa's lap Listen, Santa's got a lot to do Santa's not about to wait for you Up on Santa's lap What's your name, little boy? Hurry up, kid Nearly nine! Store's closing! What do you want for Christmas? Come on, kid! My mind had gone blank I was blowing it - blowing it! (Come on!) How about a nice new toy? No, no! I want an official Red Ryder carbine action 200-shot range model air rifle! You'll shoot your eye out, kid! Up on Santa's lap Sorry, kid, that's all the time we've got 'Cause you only ever get one shot On Santa's lap (on Santa's lap) On Santa's lap, ho ho ho ho!
Audio Features
Song Details
- Duration
- 03:38
- Tempo
- 81 BPM