Before the Old Man Comes Home
Lyrics
Grab that piece, from the floor Fix it up, like before Take the knee Wait Lift it higher He'll forget that it broke There we go Is that smoke? Oh my gosh It smells like fire Ah! Here, take the heel of the shoe We're out of luck without glue So, try again Nothing fits This might work Call it quits What's the point? Just do the best we can Before the old man comes home There oughta be something we can do to make mom feel better Like what? Well, for one thing, you could start eating your food without all that little piggy stuff She'll come back, see your plate Won't believe that you ate Try to swallow just one carrot I don't know if I can Open up, be a man It's too much Then fine, we'll share it Hey, if you just take a bite, they won't remember their fight Alright Or sit down really quick I think I'm getting sick This could work We need a better plan Before the old man comes home If he sees that the lamp is on If she sees that the food is gone Maybe then, that's when Everything will be okay again The old man returned later with five bottles of extra strength glue He worked furiously, but futility, for at least an hour At last he gave into the inevitability that the precious leg was lost Not long afterward, mother returned Randy and I were in total fear of what might happen next Look, I just If I was What I meant It's because How on earth it got this way? (got this way?) When I said I was so And I tried Yeah, I know Listen, Frank, what I mean to say I'm sorry The white flag had been waved The war was over Peace had once again returned to the land With as much dignity as he could muster The old man took what was left of his Major Award out into the backyard And buried it next to the garage I could never be sure, but I thought I could hear
Audio Features
Song Details
- Duration
- 03:33
- Key
- 7
- Tempo
- 116 BPM