Chocolate Jesus

Well, I don't go to church on Sunday
 Don't get on my knees to pray
 Don't memorize the books of the Bible
 I got my own special way
 I know Jesus loves me
 Maybe just a little bit more
 I fall down on my knees every Sunday
 At Zerelda Lee's candy store
 Well, it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
 Make me feel good inside
 Got to be a chocolate Jesus
 Keep me satisfied
 Well, I don't want no Abba Zabba
 Don't want no Almond Joy
 There ain't nothing better
 Suitable for this boy
 Well, it's the only thing
 That can pick me up
 He's better than a cup of gold
 See, only the chocolate Jesus
 Can satisfy my soul
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 When the weather gets rough
 And it's whiskey in the shade
 It's best to wrap your savior
 Up in cellophane
 He flows like the big muddy
 But that's ok
 Pour him over ice cream
 For a nice parfait
 Well, it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
 Good enough for me
 Got to be a chocolate Jesus
 It's good enough for me
 Well, it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
 Make me feel so good inside
 Got to be a chocolate Jesus
 Keep me satisfied