Well It's True That We Love One Another

Well, it's true that we love one another
 I love Jack White like a little brother
 Well, Holly, I love you too
 But there's just so much that I don't know about you
 Jack, give me some money to pay my bills
 All the dough I give you, Holly, you been using on pain pills
 Jack, will you call me if you're able?
 I got your phone number written in the back of my bible
 Jack, I think your pulling my leg
 And I think maybe I better ask Meg
 Meg, do you think Jack really loves me?
 You know, I don't care 'cause Jack really bugs me
 Why don't you ask him now?
 Well, I would but, Meg, I really just don't know how
 Just say "Jack, do you adore me?"
 Well, I would Holly but love really bores me
 Then, I guess, we should just be friends
 I'm just kidding, Holly, you know that I'll love you 'til the end
 Well, it's true that we love one another
 I love Jack White like a little brother
 Well, Holly, I love you too
 But there's just so much that I don't know about you
 Holly, give me some of your English lovin'
 If I did that, Jack, I'd have one in the oven
 Why don't you go off and love yourself?
 If I did that, Holly, there won't be anything left for anybody else
 Jack, it's too bad about the that way you look
 You know I gave that horse a carrot so he'd break your foot
 Will the two of you cut it out
 And tell 'em what it's really all about?
 Well, it's true that we love one another
 I love Jack White like a little brother
 Well, Holly, I love you too
 But there's just so much that I don't know about you
 Oh, jolly good (is that jolly good?)
 Yeah, it's very nice (jolly good, cup o' tea then, Bruce)
 Let's celebrate