The Rubberband Man

Hand me down my walkin' cane, hand me down my hat
 Hurry now and don't be late 'cause we ain't got time to chat
 You and me, we're goin' out to catch the latest sounds
 Guaranteed to blow your mind so high, you won't come down, no
 Hey, you all prepare yourself for the Rubberband Man
 You've never heard a sound like the Rubberband Man
 You're bound to lose control when the Rubberband starts to jam
 Oh Lord, this dude is outta sight
 Everything he does seems to come out right
 Once I went to hear them play at a club outside of town
 I was so surprised, I was hypnotized by the sound this cats put down
 When I saw this short fat guy stretch a band between his toes
 Hey, I laughed so hard 'cause the man got down
 When he finally reached his goal
 Hey, you all prepare yourself for the Rubberband Man
 You've never heard a sound like the Rubberband Man
 You're bound to lose control when the Rubberband starts to jam
 Got that rubber band up on his toes
 And then he wriggled it up all around his nose
 Guaranteed to blow your mind
 Playin' all that music yet keepin' time
 Where in the world did he learn that, oh Lord
 Oh, help him get away
 Hey, y'all prepare yourself for the Rubberband Man
 You've never heard a sound like the Rubberband Man
 You're bound to lose control when the Rubberband starts to jam
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 Rubberband Man, Rubberband Man
 How much of this stuff do he think we can stand?
 So much rhythm, grace and debonair for one man, Lord
 And then he had the nerve to wiggle his left toe
 To his knee got the feelin' in his head, y'all, ah, come on, baby
 Hey, you all prepare yourself for the Rubberband Man
 You've never heard a sound like the Rubberband Man
 You're bound to lose control when the Rubberband starts to jam
 Rubberband Man starts to jam
 Movin' up and down across the land
 Got people all in his ways
 Everything about him seems outta place
 Just move it, just move it, just move, move, move it, just
 Rubberband, Rubberband Man
 Just move it, just move it, just move, move, move it, just
 Rubberband, Rubberband Man
 Get down, oh, get down, lover