Old Pervert

I'm an old pervert and I hang around under the bridge
 I'm an old pervert and I hang around under the bridge
 I won't do you no harm I just wanna show what's in my fridge
 So come on little girl, is your name Hester or maybe it's Midge
 Well, they say that I'm weird and disenfectant is the only thing I drink
 They say that I'm weird and disenfectant is the only thing I drink
 Ah, but cleanliness of the soul is more important, don't you think?
 And I could show you one or two things right there in my sink
 So come on baby
 I'm an old pervert and I just don't get around much anymore
 I'm an old pervert and I don't get around much anymore
 Sometimes I feel it evaporating through the door
 But come on pretty baby and I show you how I let you score
 Ha ha ha ha
 Yeah, baby