Unhappy Birthday - 2011 Remaster

I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
 I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
 'Cause you're evil, and you lie
 And if you should die
 I may feel slightly sad, but I won't cry
 Loved and lost
 And some may say
 When usually it's nothing, surely, you're happy
 It should be this way?
 I say, "No, I'm gonna kill my dog"
 "May the lines sag, may the lines sag heavy and deep tonight"
 I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
 I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
 'Cause you're evil and you lie
 And if you should die
 I may feel slightly sad, but I won't cry
 Loved and lost
 And some may say
 When usually it's nothing, surely, you're happy
 It should be this way?
 I said, "No" and then I shot myself
 So, drink, drink, drink, and be ill tonight
 From the one you left behind
 From the one you left behind
 From the one you left behind
 From the one you left behind
 Behind, behind, behind, behind
 Behind, behind, behind
 Oh, unhappy birthday
 Behind, behind, behind...