Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before

Stop me, oh, oh-o, stop me
 Stop me if you think
 That you've heard this one before
 Stop me, oh, oh-o, stop me
 Stop me if you think
 That you've heard this one before
 Nothing's changed
 I still love you, oh, I still love you
 Only slightly, only slightly less
 Than I used to, my love
 I was delayed, I was way-laid
 An emergency stop
 I smelt the last ten seconds of life
 I crashed down on the crossbar
 And the pain was enough to make
 A shy, bald, Buddhist reflect
 And plan a mass murder
 Who said lied I'd to her?
 Oh, who said I'd lied?
 Because I never, I never
 Who said I'd lied?
 Because I never
 I was detained, I was restrained
 And broke my spleen and broke my knee
 And then he really lays into me
 Friday night in out-patients
 Who said I'd lied to her?
 Oh, who said I'd lied?
 Because I never, I never
 Who said I'd lied?
 Because I never
 And so I drank one
 It became four
 And when I fell on the floor
 I drank more
 Stop me, oh, oh-o, stop me
 Stop me if you think
 That you've heard this one before
 Stop me, oh, oh-o, stop me
 Stop me if you think
 That you've heard this one before
 Nothing's changed
 I still love you, oh, I still love you
 Only slightly, only slightly less
 Than I used to, my love