A Living Human Girl

I've got pimples on my face
 And grease in my hair
 Prickly legs, go 'head and stare
 An ass full of stretch marks and little boobs
 A nice full belly that's filled with food
 Sometimes I'm pretty and sometimes I'm not
 So let's take a listen, hit me with your best shot
 I don't exercise and I don't read books
 And if you want to criticize me, go ahead, take a look
 I'm not being bossy, I'm saying how I feel
 And I'm not a bitch for stating what is real
 Sometimes I'm girly and sometimes I'm not
 So let's take a listen, hit me with your best shot
 I bleed once a month
 Sometimes when I shave I get little red bumps
 I wear short skirts and sometimes long pants
 And I can dress how I want, not looking for a show of hands
 Sometimes I'm moody and sometimes I'm not
 Sometimes I'm lazy and sometimes I'm not
 Sometimes I'm crazy and sometimes I'm not
 Sometimes I'm angry and sometimes I'm not
 Sometimes I'm happy and sometimes I'm not
 I'm still gonna be here even after your best shot
 I'm still gonna be here even after your best shot
 I'm still gonna be here even after your best shot
 Because I can be brave and I can be bold
 No matter what you have to say
 
 I fall in love with people once a day
 Oh, but if you ask me out I'm still allowed to say no way