Intimate Secretary

I've got a rabbit, it likes to hop
 I've got a girl, and she likes to shop
 The other foot looks like it won't drop
 I had an uncle and he got shot
 Is this greeting the type that's meant for me?
 Are you part of this kakistocracy?
 This ringing in my ears won't stop
 I've got a red Japanese teapot
 I've got a pen but I lost the top
 I've got so many things you haven't got
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 Our fellow's craft is just not for sharing
 He's not an intimate secretary
 I've got a rabbit, it likes to hop
 I've got a girl and she likes to shop
 The other foot looks like it won't drop
 I had an uncle, but he got shot
 Then on rubble of scummest malarchy
 Down with luck, we'll see ecclesiarchy
 Our fellow's craft is just not for sharing
 He's not an intimate secretary
 (This ringing in my ears won't stop)
 The ex-archives inspector inquisitor
 (I've got a red Japanese teapot)
 The demockery streets master
 (I've got a pen but I lost the top)
 Are you part of this kakistocracy?
 (I've got so many things you haven't got)
 Is this greeting the type that's meant for me?