One Star Hotel

Last night at the pub I met my cousin Rory
 It was a good day for me so I drank the pints away
 And when I arrived home, my babe she was a waiting
 I couldn't understand it why she smacked me in the face
 Well nine the next morning she sent me to the job centre
 They asked me what I do, I said I didn't have a trade
 They said come back tomorow, I said no problem officer
 So I went back to the pub and I put the pints away
 REFRÃO:
 Get up out of bed you drunken' lazy bastard
 You drink all night and you sleep all day
 Get up out of bed you drunken' lazy bastard
 If you don't get off your arse, then I'll be on my way
 When I arrived home, my babe already left me
 She saw me in the boozer in the middle of the day
 Well I guess that's the end of our twenty year marriage
 So I went back to the pub and I put the pints away
 REFRÃO
 Last night at the pub I saw my cousin Rory
 I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw who he had at bay
 The bastard had my wife that's not the end of the story
 The dirty drunken bastard drinks twice as much as me!
 REFRÃO