Down the Boozer

It was a Monday night when I went out with the boys
 It was free drinks for all, you could only smell the joys
 I think I went a little too far I ended up on the floor
 But you know I'll be back in the morn'
 Well, someone drove me home
 But I don't know who they were
 They took me to a hospital, I said what's this bloody bar
 They said my head was bleeding and I'd gone too bloody far
 But you know I'll be back in the morn'
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 Clear the way, clear the way
 Paddy's going out again today
 Clear the way, clear the way
 Paddy's going drinking in the U.S.A.
 Well the next thing you know I was lying on the ground
 I drank some more whiskey, you know I was feeling sound
 I dreamt I met MacGowan and he bought me another round
 And the two of us went drinkin' 'til the morning.
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 Well all my cash is gone and my guts are getting sore
 I can no longer spend my evenings laying on Wally's floor
 And if there's a bastard out there
 Who will lend us another score
 Then the two of us will go out drinkin' 'til the morning
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