Blue Diamonds

So you can sell yourself on blue diamonds
 Call Vice, it takes a day to explain the crime
 You laugh at what the LA Times says about us
 But delight at my first try at being sly
 Finished the third page
 Time for a break
 You make a gang sign framing your face
 Time for the hard light
 Time to get dressed
 Good luck, God bless
 It feels like this is happening in tree time
 I stand up and toast the TV for getting it right
 God willing and the creek don't rise
 I've got two thousand dollars
 And a bulls-eye between my eyes
 These chickens are fish in a barrel
 And the tall one is gonna be for sale
 'Cause you're so good at waiting
 (It's about time we took a ride)
 i'm just saying, i'm just saying
 i'll be seeing you