100 Resolutions

Where have I been all your life?
 Sitting on fences, a novocaine for all the senses
 Another year will pass us by
 Making sense of nothing, in defense of something
 I laughed too late
 And dug myself into a grave
 This year I'll try not to think too much
 This year I'll try to stand up for myself
 This year I'll live like I've never lived before
 This is my year for sure
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 Another stupid clumsy story
 More accidental aspirations
 Another explosion of silence
 I think I'm going deaf or maybe I'm just hearing less
 This year I'll try
 To only listen to myself
 This year I'll try not to think too much
 This year I'll try to stand up for myself
 This year I'll live like I've never lived before
 This is my year for sure
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 I wonder where
 You'll be bringing in the new year
 As midnight clocks are singing
 Good chance I'll be slobbering somewhere
 Probably pass out wasted
 And sleep until the smoke clears
 Vague memories of midnight flash in tune to morning sunlight
 I'll wake up knowing you'll never be there
 I've got 100 resolutions
 But I've got no solutions
 I've got one song I write 100 times
 And only a dozen or so rhymes
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 This year I'll try not to drink so much
 This year I'll try to stand up straight
 This year let's live like we've never lived before
 This is our year for sure