Long Jon Silver

I pulled your leg with every rope
 That I found inside our two car garage
 With intention to receive attention
 I just want to be the one
 Everybody's favorite son
 Wake up the next day
 Yawning off bad dreams of rejection from my friends
 The praise that I weaseled in
 Has gone away and left me gray
 I am in a funk today
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 When I was pretty young
 I'd put on thongs of my mom's
 Matter of fact, heals too
 And parade into the living room
 Everybody'd laugh and say, "Tension eased another day"
 But now I am strapped into a car seat of sorts
 Driver's definitely not my mom
 And I'm feeling at home already
 I just want to be the one
 Everybody's favorite son
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 You should be afraid of me
 It's just that I'm not ugly
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 Long Jon Silver had his long Jon swinging in my face
 Which made me wanna start a franchise of my own
 I'd call it something clever but expressive like his
 And I would sell it for a gazillion dollars
 Later I'd find that the money I made was counterfeit
 I couldn't even buy a friend
 Jesus Christ must've known something that I don't
 Because he seems to make a lotta money
 Ooh-ooh-ooh-oh
 Ooh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh
 You should be afraid of me
 It's just that I'm not ugly
 You should be afraid of me
 It's just that I'm not ugly