Ray Bouvier

Ray Bouvier made me shoot the shoe
 He won the local lottery and took us out
 We put a barricade down the middle of the bed
 But that didn't stop me from looking down the barrel
 Well, I thought I was thinking but apparently not
 Well, I thought I was thinking but apparently not
 Ray Bouvier made me shoot the shoe
 I kept the bullet as a souvenir and took it to the knife show
 To carve out my name and the date
 But it was too heavy to wear around my neck
 Well, I thought I was thinking but apparently not
 Well, I thought I was thinking but apparently not
 Ray Bouvier made me shoot the shoe
 If Kristi kills me I'll know who told her
 We've never kept secrets from each other at all
 But luckily it wasn't her favorite pair
 Well, I thought I was thinking but apparently not
 Well, I thought I was thinking but apparently not
 Ray Bouvier made me shoot the shoe
 He took us out drinking after he won the local lottery
 We put a barricade down the middle of the bed
 But the smoke never cleared from the room, not at all
 Well, I thought I was thinking but apparently not
 Well, I thought I was thinking but apparently not