Automatic Husband

Thanks for asking, yes it's true
 We've been waiting for you
 We've been waiting for you
 Persuade your husband he should stay
 At our disposal for today
 And take down everything we say
 About the new school bus assistant stuck in charge
 Of leaving seven sleeping children in their seats in a trance
 Induced by air conditioning
 So I went back up to our room
 And told my husband to sit down on the end table
 And that he was getting very sleepy
 When his eyes went out I put the pen back in his left hand
 At phases 8 and 31 the four faculty's are done, but the principals are some
 The solar period, if you look, is like the bishop in the brook
 So it says in this book
 Writ by the new school bus assistant stuck in charge
 Of leaving seven sleeping children in their seats in a trance
 Induced by air conditioning
 And don't forget the imaginary map
 Of the manifestations of
 Murder making
 Owned by the undertaker's office
 Otherwise known as
 The cadaver's cosmeticians
 Local number dead as a door-nail in a church mouse's chin
 Or so said the birth chart I sent away to New Mexico for
 It was made by a special commission of Navajo basketball coaches and blonde ladies