Name Game

In the cracker barrel dumpster I found a bag:
 Red-white striped, I opened it - gag:
 Mummy day Pizarro dressed in a Inca rag
 Call on in to work quick
 Tell 'em that I'm sea sick.
 Uncle Ricky's schooner's docked at Pampano Beach:
 Weigh anchor and me and him each
 Need some extra sunblock, do it for 'em he can't reach.
 San Juan by next Sunday
 Mummy, mummy, mummy.
 Walking through the market, stop buy some rum and coke:
 Plantains please, my mummy man spoke,
 But you have to pay 'cos you know dude, I'm broke.
 Sitting outside the sunset, are we in Cadiz yet?
 Over to Majorca for few audience fit
 Juan Carlos, his throne he go sit,
 Throw the Mummy in the dungeon bottomless pit.
 Appealing in The Hague say,
 Mummy, mummy, mummy.
 I was listening to Classic VH when I pulled an H. Singh
 Drank myself to a stupor, ears started to ring
 And I'll go to Finally Al's and type my brains away
 Let's play Bacci and Horseshoes and Croquet
 But no, not cricket 'cause I can't say their names
 And I'll go to Finally Al's and type my brains away
 Penguin, Moe, Sal, Chris
 Penguin, Moe, Sal, Chrisssss