I'm Gonna Run

I slit my wrists with my swingline
 Copied myself 500 times
 I pierced my ears with a 3-hole punch
 Ate 12 dozen donuts for lunch
 But next week I'm a walk, next week I'm a walk:
 And the week after that I'm gonna run.
 I swam in an Olympic-size pool;
 Had a picnic with a ventriloquist
 Saw my brother coming up the hill:
 He wrapped a beach towel round my wrist
 So next week I'm a walk, next week I'm a walk:
 And the week after that I'm gonna run.
 I dumped Surel for an older man;
 Now I'm doing it for Dante.
 Gimme some of that nasty water,
 I'll take it one sip at a time.
 So next week I'm a walk, next week I'm a walk:
 And the week after that I'm gonna run.
 Next week I'm a walk:
 And the week after that I'm gonna run
 On one of those things:
 It's something like a treadmill I think.
 So next week I'm a walk, next week I'm a walk:
 And the week after that I'm gonna run.