Charmaine Champagne

She's gonna get me folked up, fairly beat
 She likes a strong Sangaree that shakes
 for 12 hours at least
 She's gonna get me folked up, fairly beat
 And teach me not to get baited with
 stage whispers like,
 Can anybody turn me on?
 I saw a girl last night called Charmaine
 Champagne
 She wasn't an ex-so and so, not from
 Times Square
 But she went to Johnny Romero's till it
 was too hot to handle
 And she's got nothing to show for it; no
 money, no love
 But she could always tell you the squarest
 thing there on the jukebox
 She could always sing you the squarest
 thing on the jukebox baby
 She's gonna get me folked up, fairly beat
 She likes a strong Sangaree that shakes
 for 12 hours at least
 She's gonna get me folked up, fairly beat
 And teach me not to get baited with
 stage whispers like,
 Can anybody turn me on?
 I saw that girl again last night called
 Charmaine Champagne
 I said show me how to make all those
 cups and punches
 We went to Johnny Romero's till it was
 too hot to handle
 They said we had to get a quarter pound
 of peach leaves on a dry and sunny day
 And she showed me the squarest thing
 on the jukebox
 Then sang me the squarest thing on the
 jukebox baby
 She's gonna get me folked up, fairly beat
 She likes a strong Sangaree that shakes
 for 12 hours at least
 She's gonna get me folked up, fairly beat
 And teach me not to get baited with
 stage whispers like,
 Can anybody turn me on?