The Wright Stuff - Live, Hammersmith Palais, 1 April 2007

Doo doo-doo-doo
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 That boy certainly transferred himself
 From the footballer before
 You'd hardly recognise him
 As a child, everywhere he went
 Probably people would say
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 It was symbolic to a point
 But nowadays, eccentric lad
 Who keeps flawless, plastic women's bosoms
 The Wright stuff!
 How did he find
 The Wright stuff!
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 I said, nowadays
 Eccentric lad
 He keeps flawless, plastic women's bosoms under his TV desk and dressing room
 Oh yes
 Growing up, his family had no problems with nudity
 In fact, he's held his dad in good stead
 On I'm A Celebrity
 (Doo doo-doo-doo)
 (Doo doo-doo-doo)
 Get Me Out Of Here
 (Doo doo-doo-doo)
 Comprehensive in thought, he overlooks
 The fat??? from his desk
 The Wright stuff!
 Who did he find?
 The Wright stuff!
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 Everybody wore the same
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 He overlooks the??? from his desk
 For it's the wettest London weather, for, in his memory at least
 Ever
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 Everybody wore the same
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 Look at her
 When that woman trapped her scarf
 In the tube
 And some inconsiderable passenger left the window open
 The wind was blowing
 The Wright stuff!
 How did he find
 The Wright stuff!
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 The Wright stuff
 Everybody wore the same
 The Wright stuff!
 How did he find
 The Wright stuff!
 How did he find
 The plastic bosoms
 Everybody wore the same
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 You're gorging every can of food
 Because you can't find
 The Wright stuff!
 How did he find
 The Wright stuff!
 Everybody wore the same
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 The Wright stuff
 How did he find
 The [?] bosoms
 How did he find
 The Wright stuff
 His dad in the middle
 His mum with the scar
 The Wright stuff
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 Everybody wore the same
 Money wasn't tight
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 Doo doo
 The Wright stuff!
 How did he find
 The Wright stuff!
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 Everybody wore the same
 That boy
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 That scar
 Her hat
 The wind
 The window left open so inconsiderate
 Of him
 The Wright stuff
 How did he find
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 Doo doo-doo-doo
 Her head hurts
 He left the window open again
 Doo doo-doo-doo-doo
 It won't happen again
 People would say
 He would look around
 He would see his memory collage
 His parents, naked
 (Cheering)