The Caterer

And dad will keep you warm
 And mam will keep her warm
 And in the swarm
 Stick with me, stick with me
 I am the caterer
 Stick with me stick with me
 I am the caterer
 With me stick with me
 I am the caterer
 And mam will keep you warm
 And offer chicken bone
 I fertilise them
 (With wild goat money)
 (The goats are getting wild)
 Feeding on the finest grain solution
 Nothing does any good
 They stand on their heads
 I used to grow things
 But it's faces and brains
 But those slitty eyed birds
 Throw bad (apples short)
 I am not your mother
 (You over limbed oaf)
 Oryour father who left
 In the last council coach
 Keep in the black and stay out of the red
 Stick with me, stick with me
 I am your caterer
 I am your caterer
 I am your caterer
 And dad will keep you warm
 But he has left home
 And your mother went out
 Cos it was too warm
 Stick with me stick with me
 Chicken and chips off the bone
 I am the caterer
 I am the caterer
 I serve chips to the left of (erector)
 Green is the double or treble to get
 And turn the card on your pack of cigarettes
 Stick with me stick with me
 I am your caterer