Squid Law

Good man, lend a hand
 Help me to deal with some scum
 Who are only in their late teens
 But I hate their existence
 They think 3 on 1
 A normal thing
 Network 7 encouraged them
 But tonight they picked the wrong man
 Squid Lord
 Revenge
 Vast
 Just
 His intelligence
 Spreads
 (Extra verse on Peel session:
 Number One squat with grey turnup jeans
 Stuck up white hairstyle
 Obviously sheep shag mill town
 Squid lord revenge
 Just his intelligence vast)
 The second one is a streak of piss
 Leave me alone with him
 His blindness will be fun
 But it won't make a difference
 Squid Lord
 Vast
 Just
 His intelligence
 The third one stood behind
 Held my arms
 But in the hospital
 His bed will be in a draught
 A geriatric germ-well
 I curse his family and wish them poor
 But he'll have time to dwell
 On squid revenge, cooped-up
 In 3 months of pure Hell
 Squid Lord
 Vast
 Just
 His tentacles
 Spread
 Good man, lend a hand
 Help me clear this mess
 Give me back the law it took from my life
 Give me back the pride of my class
 This scum are just a morass
 Squid Lord
 Revenge
 Vast
 Just
 His intelligence