Solicitor in Studio - Live

Young dicks make TV
 Get 'em away from me
 Young dicks make TV
 Loads of hair-style ideals
 Here's the other end of the tale
 Here's the other end of the scale
 Law expert makes studio
 He had waited so long
 Patrick Moore got a manifesto
 He learned the words
 Vid king and spontaneous
 He learned the words
 Analysis and through video
 Solicitor in studio
 If he got it right
 Could be a celebrity
 Like M. Pike
 Scientists and their bloody childish reading habits
 Scientists and their bloody childish reading habits
 But solicitor in studio
 Soon ran into trouble
 >From the start, trouble with mike
 Noises and high pitched wines
 Aggressive interviewer much too fast
 Then up came Beaumont Dark
 Ripped his argument to shreds
 Solicitor in studio
 Who ran into trouble
 He inadvertently proved the point
 That his profession was rot
 Shh Shh Shh
 Solicitor in studio
 Who soon ran into trouble