Slates, Slags Etc - Live

Right here's the definitive rant
 Slates drive me bats
 Male slates I bait
 Male slates, male slags
 Male slates, male slags and apes
 Male slags, slags slates and tapes
 Male slags in creaky pants and scrubbed hands
 Kill jokes, join gangs
 Male slates, slags slates and apes
 And slates brake hard, brake hardly
 Break your slates for Christ's sake
 Male slags, male slates and tapes
 Ripoff bands with creaky pants and scrubbed hands
 Male slate, male slag
 Knocks over your drink and pays for correct amount spilt
 Male slags, slags slates and drapes
 Male slags, slags slates and apes
 Academic male slags
 Academic male slags
 Ream off names of books and bands
 Ream off names of books and bands
 Kill cultural interest in our land
 Male slates, dead publishers sons
 Dead publishers sons
 In the star cold, nearly old
 In the nearly old dead sound of some wanker
 Commence
 famous apes become great
 Male slags, male slags and slates
 Male slags
 Male slags, slags slates and apes
 Let's get on to female slates
 Smoke your cigarettes
 Make pins out of your whims
 Break your balls
 Male cunts
 Okay mates
 Male slates
 Okay let's go to the valley of weights
 Let's get on to the valley of weights
 The valley of weights was a valley where everybody wore weights
 And once they had rid of the weights
 Once they got rid of the weights they become trite
 Trite and uptight
 Too much freedom for a small brain regime
 Too much freedom for a small brain regime
 Male slags, slags slates and tapes