Petty (Thief) Lout

Up the drain pipe
 Rapid he did sprout
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 Tv documentary that it produced
 When he whistled in the street
 The men would turn around in fear
 Of being thought effete
 Petty Thief Lout
 Up the drain pipe
 Rapid he did sprout
 Crime
 Hides records in his drawer at home
 Especially when they are rare
 Never gives 'em out to every tom dick & harry
 Who stole before from Petty Thief Lout
 Un the drain pipe
 Rapid he did sprout
 [grey templates on us] he had to inflict
 Suburbia holds
 More than you care for
 One must make sure
 When leaving the house
 Never to have white powder on the nose about
 F-prints
 F-prints on the fingers
 Sprout
 Great tempus onus
 Suburbia holds more than you care for
 Petty Thief Lout