Mere Pseud Mag. Ed.

His heart organ was where it should be
 His brain was in his arse
 His hand was well out of his pocket
 His psyche's in the hearth
 Had a beard which was weird
 Some time ago heard Ramones in '81
 Has a Spanish guitar
 Real ale, curry as well - sophisticate!
 Spanish guitar doesn't get far
 In computer teaching job
 His dreamgirl sings adverts for the Weetabix
 A fancied wit that's imitation of Rumpole of Bailey
 Who's causes and rags were phoenix-like
 They were do-do like
 They were comfort blanket type
 Pho-do in fact
 Pho-do in fact
 Pho-do in fact
 He had a weak pisser
 And one night at darts match
 Decadent sandwich quaff
 He showed he was a big fan of double-entendre
 Saw Not the Nine O'Clock News History of the World Part One
 Twice each at least
 Twice each at least
 Twice each at least
 Mere pseud mag editor's father (x12)