Glam Racket

Stop eating all that chocolate
 Eat salad instead
 In fact, you're a half-wit from somewhere or other
 Why don't you bog off back to Xanadu in Ireland
 Glam rick
 Glam rick
 Don't try to cheat me, I'm fragile
 You hang around with camera crews in shell-suits
 You lecture on sweets, you read Viz comic
 Glam rick
 Glam rick
 You are bequeathed in suede
 You are entrenched in suede
 Glam rick
 You've got celluloid in your genes Dad
 You are glam rick
 You've cut my income by one third
 You are working on a video project
 You hog the bathroom
 And never put your hand in your pocket
 Glam rick
 You're glam rick
 You're paging the Malagna in Spain
 But can't read between the lines
 Your price, cut down is amazing
 You're one of the best songs I've ever heard by Stephen King
 Glam rick
 Rhinestone
 Your Clearasil produces Richthofen rashes
 Sideboard-like on mountains
 Clearasil is in conjunction
 Shadrach, the shock
 Glam rick
 You post out sixty-page computer printouts
 On the end of forests
 All the above will come back to you
 And confirm you as a damn pest
 Glam rick
 Glam rick
 You're glam rick