F'oldin' Money

I went to the bank just to get a little money
 When he told me their requirements I started feeling funny
 He said "You ain't got a house, you ain't got a plot"
 I ain't got a window and I ain't got a job
 But it takes a lotta blue-backs to satisfy my honey
 If I could get my hands on some f-oldin' money
 Well, I went to the social just to get a little pension
 I was sorely in distress, I was needing some attention
 They said you don't get a copper, you don't get a dime
 That's why I broke his jaw, that's why I'm doin' time
 But it takes a lotta blue-backs to satisfy my honey
 If I could get my hands on some f-oldin' money
 And then I got a letter off a lawyer in the city
 It said "You gotta come and see me, boy, it really is a pity
 Those savings you got - in the casino disappeared"
 And he went out the window real quick, honey!
 And I'll do it all again but it may sound funny
 If I could get my hands on some f-oldin' money
 If I could get my hands on some f-oldin' money
 Well I went to my banker just to raise a little money
 He said "I'm glad to see ya", but I started feeling funny
 He said "You ain't got a house, you ain't got a job"
 I ain't got a window and I ain't got a plot
 But it takes a lotta blue-backs to satisfy my honey
 If I could get my hands on some f-oldin' money
 F-oldin' money
 F-oldin' money
 F-oldin' money
 F-oldin' money