Eat Y'self Fitter - Live

I'm in the furniture trade
 Got a new job today
 But stick the cretin
 On the number-three lathe
 Went down the town
 To a HM club
 The sign had a cross
 Through a couple well-dressed
 They looked at my coat
 They looked at my hair
 An Easy Rider coot
 Grabbed the edge of my coat
 Said: 'You're too smart for here'
 I said: 'I'll see the manager'
 He was the manager
 Eat y'self fitter
 Up the stairs mister
 Eat y'self fitter
 Analytics have got
 My type worked out
 Analytics on me
 The poison render
 I grope about
 And when I go out
 My mind splits
 My eyes doth hurt
 The musical chairs
 Have been swallowed up
 By a cuddly group
 Who land and rub off
 Hoping that
 Whatever it is
 Will land and drop off
 I met a hero of mine
 I shis hand
 Got trapped in the door
 Felt a fool, I tell ya
 Charmed to meet ya
 Eat y'self fitter
 Up the stairs mister
 Eat y'self fitter
 Became a recluse
 And bought a computer
 Set it up in the home
 Elusive big one
 On the screen
 Saw the Holy Ghost, I swear
 On the screen
 Where's the cursor?
 Where's the eraser?
 Where's the cursor?
 Where's the eraser?
 G-O-H-O-H-O-9-O
 G-O-H-O-H-O-9-O
 G-O-H-O-H-O-9-O
 H-O-9-O-G-O-H-O
 What's a computer?
 Eat y'self fitter
 What's a computer?
 Eat y'self fitter
 The Kevin Ayers scene
 South of France
 Plush velvet
 Aback! Aback!
 Aback! Aback!
 Levis Fridays
 Greek holidays
 Barratt heritance X 3
 Mit-Dem! X3
 Don't wanna be a mit-dem! X4
 Pick the fleas mister
 Eat y'self fitter
 Eat y'self fitter?
 Eat y'self fitter
 Who tells you what
 To tape on your vid. chip
 How do you know the progs you miss
 Are worse than those you single out?
 And what'll you do when the rental's up?
 And your bottom rack is full of vids
 Of programs you will nay look at
 The way they act is, oh, sheer delight
 Cardboard copyright
 Make it right
 Panic in Sudan
 Panic in Wardour
 Panic in Granadaland
 Panic all over
 By the wretched timesheeters
 Of my delight
 One starry night
 The powers that be will have to meet
 And have no choice but to...
 Eat each other
 Eat y'self fitter
 Eat each other?
 Eat y'self fitter
 (Eat y'self fitter)
 Portly and with good grace
 The secret straight-back ogre entered
 His brain aflame
 With all the dreams
 It had conjured X4
 Mit-dem
 Don't wanna be a mid-dem X4
 The centimeter square
 Eat y'self fitter
 Said it purged fear
 Eat y'self fitter
 (Eat y'self fitter)