Carry Bag Man

I'm in love with the Carrier Bag Man
 I love the Carrier Bag Man X2
 Carrier bags strewn all around the room
 Ah, the Carrier Bag Man-- I am him
 Coz I am the Carrier Bag Man -- I am the carrier bag man
 I've no time to sit comfortable down
 But I still need armchairs round my home
 To put carrier bags on
 I am the Carrier Bag Man
 Carry a bag man!
 I don't make waves, I hide bags in graves
 No cash is earned straight nowadays anyways
 Please all you onlookers understand
 So make gangway for Carrier Bag Man
 I am Carrier Bag Man
 (megaphone rant)
 When in town I keep head down
 Kneel on the croft when the mariah comes round
 Fat-assed workmen, I scurry around
 There's few good places to hide bags behind
 Coz I am Carrier Bag Man.
 Carry a bag man!