Bournemouth Runner

Consumed with premonition
 Of trouble on horizon
 By my remarks I was certain
 I was destined persecution
 But then I took a chase after the Bournemouth Runner!
 Bournemouth Runner!
 C-c-could dare
 Bournemouth Runner!
 First night
 Bournemouth Runner!
 He was a Bournemouth Runner!
 Bournemouth Runner!
 Didn't get far
 Bournemouth Runner!
 First night
 Bournemouth Runner!
 But the second night
 He got away with our guiding light
 Was chilled to the bone
 At 8am
 On a Bournemouth morn
 There was a drum deck
 Outside (Route/room) 51
 Two nights before
 Bristol ball
 A runner took backdrop, exit hall
 Bournemouth Runner!
 Raced a couple of hundred yards
 Bournemouth Runner!
 Barman clipped his ears
 Bournemouth Runner!
 Spitted and shifted
 Bournemouth Runner!
 Backdrop dissipated
 Bournemouth Runner!
 He was the Bournemouth Runner!
 How could we now it was the Bournemouth Runner?
 Bournemouth Runner!
 Raced a couple of hundred yards
 Bournemouth Runner!
 Barman clipped his ears
 Bournemouth Runner!
 Spitted and shifted
 Bournemouth Runner!
 Backdrop dissipated
 Bournemouth Runner!
 He was the Bournemouth Runner!
 Took away our guiding light
 Our backdrop was friendly, heavy
 Often it would rumble into hotel
 And partake with us
 In diluted drink and dogmeat
 Of RAC recommended hostelry
 Bournemouth Runner!
 Shifted and twisted
 Bournemouth Runner!
 On beach sand sifted
 Bournemouth Runner!
 In the best home
 Bournemouth Runner!
 Locks picked
 Bournemouth Runner!
 Should've known better
 Than to underrate
 Bournemouth sucker
 Took away our guiding light
 Bournemouth Runner!
 Calendar
 Bournemouth Runner!
 I'v forgotten the date
 Bournemouth Runner!
 No plot
 Bournemouth Runner!
 You're welcome
 Bournemouth Runner!
 It was coated in poison
 Bournemouth Runner!
 Have to buy a new one...