Behind the Counter - (Live) [John Peel Session]

They're always hitting on me
 But I'm getting thin
 From waiting on
 They just want me to be
 Behind the counter
 The hen centre
 Was always picking on me
 There they are tucking in all over shop
 Got no time
 For dinner or tea
 Behind the counter
 Every car I see
 Is always picking on me
 They take a left turn when I cross, guaranteed
 They park on the pavement
 Some have paid parks on the pavement
 Here
 I say "Wait sir, wait sir,
 You'd better wait sir"
 Guaranteed
 I'm getting thin
 From idiots who write rock books
 Disparate
 Ex-groups cold would've played this
 "For Nose Pin and the Punk Piggies
 Didn't quite make it," they say
 Get behind the counter
 The other side of the counter
 Chill it, boy
 The other side of the counter