Barmy

Out of England, I dream of its creamery
 When I'm there I dwell on Saxony.
 In Turkey when I've been due to World War I
 Istanbul is the place 'cos of my birthday.
 I am barmy
 Bleedin' barmy
 I got everything
 I got everything I want except for hungry
 I got everything I want except for money.
 I've got the best round set aside for parties
 They'll have one when I've gone
 In fact, they said so, good one.
 I am barmy
 Bleedin' barmy
 Friends disintegrate within circles of cash
 Residue after years of fab genius
 Is a pension for the jews
 and a medal from the company which I wiped my butt on
 and hung on a laburnum tree.
 I am barmy
 Bleedin' barmy
 I am barmy
 Bleedin' barmy
 Just call me the first
 (repeat 10 times)
 I lay waiting hopefully on sloped grass green
 I am barmy, bleedin' barmy
 A dramatic verse
 (repeat 3 times)
 The programs lot
 We break into tune
 Take and bring a word
 Ring a buzzer
 Take and bring a word (")
 A dramatic verse