Robot

One, two, one, two, three, four
 Well ever since I was a baby
 I dreamed I'd be a star
 Playing in the crowds and stadiums and little smoky bars
 Somehow somewhere along the way something didn't go according to plan
 Something spun a little out of control
 Something got a little out of hand
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 Cause if this is just business
 I'll throw my guitar away
 Said give me my ball back
 I don't wanna play
 Hey, what the hell is this?
 You got me playing this dive
 Said it's your way or the highway
 And I'm too drunk to drive
 Well I wrote a hit song once
 To the tops of the charts it rose
 People always screamed for it at every single show
 It's got breaks in all the right places and it goes to a minor chord
 'Bout the hundredth time I played it
 I got a little bored
 Cause I was drunk when I wrote it
 And I don't like it half as much as I did then
 Someday when I quit my job I'll never play that song again
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 Well I got me a big old tour bus
 And I got a guy that drives me around
 I play the same set in every single town
 I got a Mack truck for my instruments and another bus for my band
 I don't know what state I'm in and I don't give a damn
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